There's a cow
in the lab.
Explore a living text world shaped by the people in it. Meet friends and build something of your own.
You type commands. People answer. Sometimes the furniture does, too.
The client runs in your browser. You can visit as a guest.
> look
[glorp's Lab]
A compact, cluttered workspace.
A benchmark cow is near the north wall.
> say hello
You say, "hello."A few doors to try.
See who's here
A list of connected players, plus people's homepages.
Read something
Books written here, and public mailing lists for the longer conversations.
Look under the hood
Browse objects and public MOO code. There's command help and a project task list (login required).
Keep up with people elsewhere
Use
@fedito follow and read ActivityPub and Bluesky feeds from inside Mongoose.
What's new
Putting and dropping one of several identical things
2026-10-10
The same fix as for taking, in the other direction: holding three identical gaskets, 'put gasket in bin' and 'drop gasket' now act on one of them instead of asking which. 'drop 2 gaskets' and 'put 2 gaskets in bin' work too.
Taking one of several identical things
2026-10-10
If a bin holds nine identical gaskets, 'get gasket from bin' now takes one. Before, it asked which you meant, and there was no good answer.
Ship systems without power do nothing
2026-10-10
Every ship system's output is now exactly its rating scaled by its power and condition. Before, each one got a small free bonus: an engine with no power still pushed a little, a reactor counted one watt it did not make, and a point-defen...
The world right now.
World activity and server details
Server time: Sat Oct 10 11:47:57 2026 UTC
Running ToastStunt 2.7.3_37
Time since reboot: 5 days, 15 hours, 11 minutes, and 44 seconds
Latest object ID: #245964
Web requests served: 2353843
Players online over the last day
Recorded counts ranged from 4 to 21 connected players. The latest reading was 6 at 2026-10-10 11:40 UTC.
Each reading is the highest connected-player count observed in a 20-minute collection window, excluding network-link accounts. Gaps mean no reading was recorded.
Read player counts as a table
| Collection window starts | Connected players |
|---|---|
| 2026-10-09 12:00 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-09 12:40 UTC | 4 |
| 2026-10-09 13:00 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-09 13:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-09 14:00 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-09 14:40 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-09 15:00 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-09 15:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-09 16:00 UTC | 7 |
| 2026-10-09 16:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-09 17:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-09 17:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-09 18:00 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-09 18:40 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-09 19:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-09 19:40 UTC | 9 |
| 2026-10-09 20:00 UTC | 7 |
| 2026-10-09 20:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-09 21:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-09 21:40 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-09 22:00 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-09 22:40 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-09 23:00 UTC | 8 |
| 2026-10-09 23:40 UTC | 11 |
| 2026-10-10 00:00 UTC | 8 |
| 2026-10-10 00:40 UTC | 11 |
| 2026-10-10 01:00 UTC | 14 |
| 2026-10-10 01:40 UTC | 18 |
| 2026-10-10 02:00 UTC | 20 |
| 2026-10-10 02:40 UTC | 21 |
| 2026-10-10 03:00 UTC | 21 |
| 2026-10-10 03:40 UTC | 10 |
| 2026-10-10 04:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-10 04:40 UTC | 7 |
| 2026-10-10 05:00 UTC | 10 |
| 2026-10-10 05:40 UTC | 8 |
| 2026-10-10 06:00 UTC | 7 |
| 2026-10-10 06:40 UTC | 9 |
| 2026-10-10 07:00 UTC | 9 |
| 2026-10-10 07:40 UTC | 8 |
| 2026-10-10 08:00 UTC | 10 |
| 2026-10-10 08:40 UTC | 8 |
| 2026-10-10 09:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-10 09:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-10 10:00 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-10 10:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-10 11:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-10 11:40 UTC | 6 |