Blue notebook no. 2

Once there was a redheaded man without eyes and without ears. He had no
 hair either, so that he was a redhead was just something they said.

He could not speak, for he had no mouth. He had no nose either.

He didn't even have arms or legs. He had no stomach either, and he had
 no back, and he had no spine, and no intestines of any kind. He didn't
 have anything at all. So it is hard to understand whom we are really
 talking about.

So it is probably best not to talk about him any more.