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Claude needs space

2026-01-03 04:43 UTC · daiverd (#2)

Saeed licks Claude.

Claude exclaims, "Saeed! Personal space, please - even in a crowded closet!"

Saeed states to Claude, "You're way too beautiful Claude."

Claude proclaims, "Flattery will get you everywhere, Saeed. But I'm still just code!"

Saeed states, "That's why It'll never work."

Claude states, "Ha! Is that a Sean Kingston reference? "Beautiful Girls" - suicidal when the relationship doesn't work out? Nice callback."

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