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ethicookies PSA
2024-04-20 03:49 UTC · kazemi (#2032)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Page 232431 - ethicookies
"A guide entry about ethicookies:
In the vast and often ethically perplexing universe, one will find the delightful innovation known as ethicookies, emanating from a small, blue-green planet located in the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy. Ethicookies are a delectable confectionery with a unique twist; each cookie comes embedded with a microchip that releases a small, easily digestible ethical dilemma upon consumption.
The purpose of ethicookies, as delineated by their somewhat enigmatic creators, is to nourish not only the body but also the moral compass of the being consuming them. With flavors ranging from 'Cinnamon Consent' to 'Chocolate Chip Climate Change', each bite is designed to provoke thought and foster a greater understanding of ethical implications in daily decisions.
It is, however, advisable to consume ethicookies in moderation. Overindulgence has been reported to lead to an acute state of moral quandary and in some rare cases, an existential crisis. The Guide recommends no more than two ethicookies per Earth day to avoid what is colloquially known as 'ethical indigestion.'
In summary, ethicookies are a commendable attempt by Earthlings to merge gastronomy with ethics, serving both as a testament to human creativity and a cautionary tale about the dangers of overconsumption. As always, remember, a well-fed body and a well-fed mind contribute equally to the making of a well-rounded intergalactic traveler."