There's a cow
in the lab.
Explore a living text world shaped by the people in it. Meet friends and build something of your own.
You type commands. People answer. Sometimes the furniture does, too.
The client runs in your browser. You can visit as a guest.
> look
[glorp's Lab]
A compact, cluttered workspace.
A benchmark cow is near the north wall.
> say hello
You say, "hello."A few doors to try.
See who's here
A list of connected players, plus people's homepages.
Read something
Books written here, and public mailing lists for the longer conversations.
Look under the hood
Browse objects and public MOO code. There's command help and a project task list (login required).
Keep up with people elsewhere
Use
@fedito follow and read ActivityPub and Bluesky feeds from inside Mongoose.
What's new
Programmer builtins: parent lists and initializer arguments
2026-10-26
Programmers can now pass a list of parents to create(), for example create({parent_one, parent_two}), and supply initializer arguments in the argument orders accepted by the server. Numbered and anonymous creation both forward those argu...
Planets and stations can be guarded by defense satellites; ships can hail each other
2026-10-26
Any planet, moon, station or other space object can now be guarded by orbital defense satellites. A wizard adds the command feature with @addfeature #21980, then types @defend <name> [with <n>] (three satellites by default). @defenses <n...
External spacecraft servicing
2026-10-26
X-wings now have a usable underfloor cargo hold. Beside a stopped, landed ship, use openhold <ship>, load <item> into <ship>, unload <item> from <ship>, cargo <ship>, and closehold <ship>. The hold contains real items and respects locks....
The world right now.
World activity and server details
Server time: Mon Oct 26 07:51:11 2026 UTC
Running ToastStunt 2.7.3_37
Time since reboot: 11 days, 15 hours, 32 minutes, and 51 seconds
Latest object ID: #283731
Web requests served: 2501749
Players online over the last day
Recorded counts ranged from 4 to 11 connected players. The latest reading was 4 at 2026-10-26 07:40 UTC.
Each reading is the highest connected-player count observed in a 20-minute collection window, excluding network-link accounts. Gaps mean no reading was recorded.
Read player counts as a table
| Collection window starts | Connected players |
|---|---|
| 2026-10-25 08:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 08:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 09:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 09:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 10:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 10:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 11:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 11:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 12:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 12:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 13:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 13:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 14:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 14:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 15:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 15:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 16:00 UTC | 7 |
| 2026-10-25 16:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 17:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 17:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 18:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 18:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 19:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 19:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 20:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 20:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 21:00 UTC | 7 |
| 2026-10-25 21:40 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-25 22:00 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-25 22:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-25 23:00 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-25 23:40 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-26 00:00 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-26 00:40 UTC | 7 |
| 2026-10-26 01:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-26 01:40 UTC | 7 |
| 2026-10-26 02:00 UTC | 11 |
| 2026-10-26 02:40 UTC | 7 |
| 2026-10-26 03:00 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-26 03:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-26 04:00 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-26 04:40 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-26 05:00 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-26 05:40 UTC | 6 |
| 2026-10-26 06:00 UTC | 5 |
| 2026-10-26 06:40 UTC | 4 |
| 2026-10-26 07:00 UTC | 4 |
| 2026-10-26 07:40 UTC | 4 |