There's a cow
in the lab.
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> look
[glorp's Lab]
A compact, cluttered workspace.
A benchmark cow is near the north wall.
> say hello
You say, "hello."A few doors to try.
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A list of connected players, plus people's homepages.
Read something
Books written here, and public mailing lists for the longer conversations.
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Browse objects and public MOO code. There's command help and a project task list (login required).
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What's new
Remote cameras and prototype drones
2026-11-10
Three Q-owned prototype drones stand on the proving-ground hardstanding north of Mill Road: reconnaissance, gun drone and bomber. Their controllers are inside them. Ordinary construction of their proposed generics is still awaiting appro...
Guns, tanks and artillery: from a two-shot derringer to a 155 mm howitzer
2026-11-10
Guns now take real ammunition by calibre: 9x19mm, .38 Special, .45 ACP, 5.56 mm, 7.62 mm, .50 BMG and 12 gauge, in FMJ, hollow-point, armour-piercing, buckshot and slug loads. Each bullet hits with the energy of its mass and speed, so a ...
$dict dictionaries work again
2026-11-09
Programmers can use $dict again. $dict:new() used to hand back a broken value, so every $dict call failed. $dict:new(), set, d[key] = value, get, get_default, remove, strict_add, strict_set, keys, values, pairs, plist, from_pairs and fro...
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World activity and server details
Server time: Wed Nov 11 13:24:05 2026 UTC
Running ToastStunt 2.7.3_37
Time since reboot: 7 days, 15 hours, 38 minutes, and 14 seconds
Latest object ID: #287604
Web requests served: 2735535
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