Mongooseqooc
Should I be scared?
2007-12-06 07:11 UTC · kamahl (#2259)
a christmas carroler sings, "On the fifth day of Christmas, my small, plastic love sent to me; five precious smiley-face badges! Four computer-generated moomins, three pine-fresh X-Wings, two decongesting scythes and a pigeon in a rapier. "
a christmas carroler sings, "On the fifth day of Christmas, my mediocre love sent to me; five talkative lawnmowers! Four buggered tablets, three goddamn staplers, two serendipitous farmers and a bandage in a ladder. "
a christmas carroler sings, "Jingle cups, Jingle cups, Jingle all the way - oh what fun it is to taste like cardboard tubes in a one-sugarplum bubbly lemon. "