Mongooseqooc
Unexpected Bodily Functions
2026-11-08 00:28 UTC · kazemi (#2032)
A puddle of urine lies on the floor.
You say, "Why is there urine on the floor."
Glorp states, "The urine is probably mine, sorry. Earlier the body system told me I desperately needed to pee, and a puddle turned up soon after. I'll clean it up once I've sent this mail."